Week 14: We have arrived

• Fun Fact of the Week
• Match-ups
  • Turd Ferguson vs TexasSucks
  • '99 Bills vs Excel-sior
  • It's Frommplicated vs Le'Veon A Prayer
  • Premature Punishment vs DeMarco Polo

Well there we have it. After a hard fought year, we now know who made it into the playoffs with a shot at making some money, and who is playing for pride. FUCK YOU WILLIS!!! Hunter has taken over Sawyer's position as the luckiest team so far this year. And damn I feel bad for Sawyer, he should have easily waltzed into the playoffs after starting 6-0. Instead he lost 7 games in a row and landed himself in 9th place with the possibility of getting the Sacko... Rough... All he had to do was win and he would be in the playoffs.

So there are a few things that stand out to me right now. Remember when Majors bitched about how his team was terrible... Yeah... You had just a terrible team Majors... Also look at Basil, he thought that his season was over two weeks ago and finally accepted that he could not fake his way into liking Texas. So naturally, after feeling like all hope of his season was lost, he went bad to his roots. TexasSucks returned, and so did Basil's season. So far 2-0 with Texas hate, and 5-5-1 when pretending to like Texas. Will Basil be able to carry that momentum into the playoffs? There is definitely a chance with it looking like Discount Double Check making his return next week.

Also I threw all my chips into this season when I made that trade for Mike Evans, giving up my first round and Abdullah. I really liked my team after that, thinking I had two stud receivers and still plenty of RBs to carry me into the playoffs easily... Nope, now I have to find a way to make sure that I come in 7th place and hope that I play Sawyer in the best of the rest game. That way Basil doesn't get too many high draft picks next year. Still, I am interested to see how next year's draft will play out. We have never seen anyone have 3 first round draft picks, and will there be anybody really worth those first round picks after all the keepers. Knowing Basil, my bet is that all 3 of his first rounders will be definitive reaches, like taking Paul Perkins in the first...

Fun Fact of the Week

This week's fun fact is brought to you by this Florida Man who just wanted to smoke a joint with a cop.

All jokes aside, this week I want to talk about how everyone has done in the past regular seasons. The only person whose playoff streak has come to an end is Ross, being replaced by Trevor this year. This is also the first time that Trevor has ever made the playoffs. Congrats buddy, I have more good news for you later, so stay tuned.

So let's take a look at the seedings for the previous years first, then you can look at the second table to determine when your best regular season was and which one was your worst.

So first things first, in 2011 we only had 10 teams and only the top 4 teams went to the playoffs. Therefore there were no bye weeks except that the season was over for the 9th and 10th seed. Also when we had 14 teams in 2013, the 13th and 14th seeds were done for the season but the top 6 made the playoffs, and the next 6 made the consolation bracket.

So here are 6 fun facts,

• Majors has been a top 3 seed every year except twice. One of those was a top 4 seed though, so still pretty damn good.
• Jared and Trevor have never been a top 4 seed.
• When I have made the playoffs, I have been a 1 or 2 seed, never anything less. On the flipside, I have been the 7th seed 3 out the past 4 years, including this year and last year...
• Basil has either made the playoffs or been the 11th seed.
• Here is the good news for Trevor, the past 3 years, the 5th seed has won it all.
• The 1st, 4th, and 6th seed have never won the championship.

Match-ups

---

---

---

---